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chainemails:

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writethatdown:

if you woke up late, your morning didn’t go well, something unexpected happened at the beginning of the day and you are now sad and worried your day will be wasted, don’t worry. take a deep breath and start with where you left off. you can always start at any point of the day. you can start getting your life together at 5PM in case you were too tired and sleeping all day long. please don’t give a bad 20 minutes or so of an incident the power to dictate the rest of the day. you dictate the energy you want. start wherever you want. rest when you need to. you got this ♡

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akindplace:

You will persist. You will persevere. There is more to come, there is still good in the world, there is still hope. You have to stick around, open up and embrace the good things that come to you, no matter how small, they are worth living for. Embrace it even when the change is scary. Not everything that comes into your life will crash into you and hurt you. There is more than just chaos and destruction out there. In these trying times, remember that there is still good out there and focus on it. It’s easy to forget when we are too anxious and overwhelmed because we are only focusing only on tragedy. Remember that where there is suffering, there is someone willing to help, there is someone fighting, and that there is still hope for the world.

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